What's a Man to do When He's Given a Handbag?

from My Lovers and I by The Songs of Tom Smith

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What’s a man to do when he’s given a handbag
Given a handbag?
What’s a man to do when he’s given a handbag
Given a handbag?
What’s a man to do?

She goes to the toilet and leaves you there alone in the bar
Fold your arms keep your cool, let rip with a noisy fart
Call a mate, talk cars, talk beer – for God’s sake talk about the match
Play with your balls, adjust them in your pants, give your arse a manly scratch

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Whatever you do, don’t look inside it, like you even care
Don’t ask anyone if it makes you look fat or put it on your shoulder to wear
Maybe just rummage right through it, what does she expect?
Pull out the lipstick, tampons, panty liners; teach the bitch a lesson

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from My Lovers and I, released December 22, 2022

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The Songs of Tom Smith is a recording and performance project created by Tom in 2012. It has a large pool of musicians across Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Adelaide.

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