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The Greater Crime
02:51
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Jammed his fingers I knew it was fraudulent
Did it at home I still signed the documents
Corroborated he sustained a work injury
Joined the Brotherhood at the Academy.
Bridge
Respect the unwritten rules
Sustain the greater crime
Beaten to death a homosexual
Police statement, his murder was destiny
Personal choice your sexual preference
Suspects arrested we took no evidence
Bridge
CHORUS
Do I have to be a racist, do I have to be a homophobe
Do I have to think you’re all scum
Don’t wanna be chased out, be disowned
I don’t wanna be shunned
Minor offences like public drunkenness (Aboriginals)
Resist arrest there was kicking and a punching up
In the end it doesn’t matter how he died
Easy enough to make it look like suicide
Bridge
I got hold of the evidence on video (I could go to gaol)
What amounts to murder I leaked it to the media
Offending officers transferred to another town
The Brotherhood closed ranks around me
Bridge
CHORUS
Bridge
I don’t wanna be shunned – sustain the greater crime
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Prison Currency
04:49
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CHORUS
Prison currency, prison currency
Prison Currency, everyone has their price
Prison Currency, prison currency
Don’t have candy to barter for drugs? Everyone has their price
Now I’ve only ever been raped once
His tiny cock barely touched the sides
It was all I could do not to start laughing
Got me to thinking everyone has their price
Lose track of time still pumped on a Friday
Weekends just another 2 days grind
So you’re ready to start a fight over anything
Offer your service as a thug for hire
CHORUS
Lockdowns are kind of like a weekend
They leak the news so everyone’s prepared
Shove all the gear you can up your arsehole
Sex with cellmates swap and share
Inst CHORUS
Some young kid took a chunk out of your scrotum
When you wanted him for a wife
You hired us and our home-made weapons
Toothbrush handles sharpened into a spike
Start pulling out raw mince and jelly
A few stabs get your fingers in and poke
The screws arrived they tasered the kid too
Every shock from his gut hole smoked
CHORUS
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Above the Law
03:17
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A higher power’s protecting me, allows me to survive
My son goes out scores for me, keeps him outa strife (it’s my birthright)
I have to keep creating or I’ll be just like everyone else
It elevates and insulates me from the outside world (it’s my birthright)
CHORUS
I’m the artist and I claim my right
Above the law, and above the crime
I weighed it up in the long dark night
Above the law, see me rise
My wife understands it, part of my research
I deny myself no love affair, as much as it may hurt (it’s my birthright
I won’t be the victim of the sexually repressed
There’s so much more at stake, I pursue my quest (it’s my birthright)
My guitarist was a dead weight, got beyond a joke
All I felt was relief the day that he croaked (it’s my birthright)
I get what I need from you, no matter the cost
So my work is with the public where it belongs (it’s my birthright)
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Prison Humour
03:07
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There was a guy with his cell at the entrance
Saw the fresh meat coming in
(He’d yell) He fucks babies I know this guy
I remember him well
Sitting in your cell with ur new cell mate
They’re yelling kill that baby fucker
Everyone knew child sex offenders
Were never locked away with us (ha ha)
CHORUS
Prison humour, anything for a laugh
Fake a smile or lose your teeth
Prison humour, you’re learning fast
It’s a weapon of self defence
You’ll be best friends with your cell mate
Lights out, end of the day
He’ll spit on you when he’s back with his people
You’re in a different gang
My cell mate knows I’m a stick up kid
With hipster tatts and a beard
Who did you rob then Pretty Boy Floyd
Lorna Jane or Witchery
CHORUS
Codeine he scored turned out to be an E-bomb
So he decided to share
When he gave me a blowjob I returned the favour
Only seemed fair
Never looked him in the eye the next few days
Until we made a deal
Blowjobs are just for special occasions
He said once every hundred years
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Better off in Gaol
02:37
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I’d smuggle Dr Pepper back to my cell on a Friday drink it slow
Til some guy stood over me for it I shoved it up his nose
First day of solitary I kind of enjoyed, devoted to masturbation
The Bible is the only book allowed, day 2’s entertainment
3rd day I thought they forgot about me, it’s when you lose track of time
(Counting) seconds aloud my heartbeat racing I thought I was gonna die
Screaming for help til they tasered me, already traumatised
Back in solitary for a whole week, that’s when I realised
CH
Better off in gaol where drugs are an issue
Even if they weren’t before
Better off in gaol you know you can always (score)
No one goes to lunch except junkies, hoard all the bread you can hide
Roll it up like cotton balls for a filter when its dried
My cell mate was some kid done for weed, I decided to share my junk
Wetting his bed every night for a week, thought it’d help him adjust
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Prison of Eternal Love
03:59
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First time I got laid I was 16 years of age
She was warm and alive I can’t complain
I have thrown my heart and my money at tarts
Love your prostitute, feel no shame
Love her all the same
CHORUS
What could be so wholesome and spiritual
Only money can buy
Eternal Love
Free me from the prison of eternal (love)
Courtesans of class, 2 grand a blast
Or meatrack chicks a dirty thirty bucks
At home if it suits or a house of ill repute
Order your girls as prompt as pizza
Prompt as pizza comes
CHORUS
Bridge
Fall into a woman’s arms don’t fall into her hands
Order your girls as prompt as pizza comes
Prompt as pizza comes
CHORUS
Mad not to pay for sex, in the end it costs less
No mortgage, children or divorce
And never legalise it, that’s why it’s exciting
Honest and simple, it’s for sure
Fun to break the law
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People droning on/ how God can save their souls
NA meetings/are a condition of my parole
Drugs aren’t the problem, they just got me high; it’s the lack of drugs gets u in strife
Watch me drool on the carpet and there’d be no crime; just an endless supply “
CHORUS
Not saying I want another stint of time
I’m just saying I know I’d survive
Next time though I’ll go out in style
For another stint of time
It’s the simple pleasures/connect you to society
Talking to someone in a queue, on the escalator, say excuse me
I helped a woman off the bus with a pram; like any other generous young man
I felt good about myself like you never would inside; kept that part of me alive
CHORUS
I watched them pull up at the mall, get out of the armoured van
Fill the ATM with 20s and 50s, maybe 200 grand
The guards’ fat fingers too big to fit, squeeze the pistol trigger
Just need a partner to stay calm for guy in the van who’s armed
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No Danger, No Comfort
03:37
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The smell of Queensland is a trigger, my Step-Dad was a cop
I’d lock the door he’d beat it down, once he starts he won’t stop
For the cattle trucks as an activist now I lay my body down
There’s still danger in the air now but it don’t smell like betrayal “
CHORUS
No danger no comfort
Until I can be sure
No danger no comfort
I keep going back for more
When I was in gaol I felt safe, there’s a team out raising bail
But I lock the door when I got home like the cops r on my trail
I got nothing left to give; don’t let me fall apart
If I could get out of bed in the morning I will not be a martyr
CHORUS
Bridge
Like the feeling of helplessness in the animals eyes
It’s a feeling of helplessness I recognise
At an animal rescue centre I volunteer when I can
I lock the door when I leave at night, take comfort in my actions
A livestock truck goes past, I hear a million screams
When I smell meat it’s not just murder but the cruelty that you feed on
CHORUS
Bridge
(No voice no choice) I keep going back for more
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Party Carny Style
03:50
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The fairground empties out, come smoke a spliff with me
Stop the wheel up at the top, i got the only key
I saw a shooting star, I’m sure it could be you
We haven’t been that far, you could not refuse? “
CHORUS
When the show is over, there’s always one more ride
Come with me, party carny style
Bridge
Other ride jocks envy me
Keep the nuts all screwed in tight
Her engine’s greased and clean, let’s ride
I work the Gravitron.
Pins you up against the wall
Baby let’s get it on and ri- yiyiyide
Everyday the earth spins through, tons of cosmic dust
Babe I been watching you, eat your fairy floss
In the ghost train that was me, hit your boyfriend where it hurts
You got right off on it, I felt right through your skirt
CHORUS
Bridge
Give a fake name and ID
You can run but you can’t hide
But in Carnyland, we let it ride
Highway, bus and duffel bag
I got no material ties
Nothing in front of me but to ri-yiyiyide
The fairground empties out, come smoke a spliff with me
Stop the wheel up at the top, I got the only key
I saw a shooting star, I’m sure it could be you
We haven’t been that far, you could not refuse?
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Policeman/Entrepreneur
03:41
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When I first joined Consorting as a detective
I noticed all the plain clothes officers in expensive threads
And how do you pay off that deluxe set of wheels
Can you make a quid on the side, get in on a deal?
I thought I’d put it to the test, organise a raid
But they took me for a beer after work, said don’t worry ‘bout it mate
Now I visit the brothels once a week, everyone trusts me
Madams and the girls stand to attention, hand over the money
CHORUS
Name, rank, police badge number
An entrepreneur answers to no one
Name, rank, police badge number
Nothing to see here, move along, Sunshine!
Once I got to know the crooked cops, we do each other favours
Once I got to know the crooked cops from interstate
They could send their boys up – I got connections round town
Pay me hundred bucks a week and you’re free to do the rounds
When a gay man was murdered and in the river dumped
Gay bashings were regular I realised but never made public
I decided to find out which businessmen were gay
Put TV cameras in all the toilets so I could blackmail them
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Unstoppable
03:44
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Just cooked up a whole new batch, too many debts for chasing
Buyers wanna pay on tick, meth users get impatient (nothing to lose)
At the restaurant he paid with a gift card and tipped them a bag of rocks.
If he sold coke to bankers and lawyers no one would call the cops (too much to lose)
CHORUS
I’m unstoppable I can’t stop
Feel the rush now follow it through (too much to lose)
I’m unstoppable I can’t stop
Feel the rush you’re coming too (nothing to lose)
Your office is known as the North Pole, never a lack of snow
Wanna whiff of snow white, some candy for the nose (nothing to lose)
A wife to cheat with or a cheap hooker, the buzz of investment banking
You can afford any woman you want but never enough danger (too much to lose)
CHORUS
Inst CHORUS
Low-life entertainment value, always worth the risk
A bag from Asia busts in a gut, prime-time television (nothing to lose)
I protect my investment in legal drugs, secure the private prisons
I’m the war on drugs, I’m eternal like God, looking after business (too much to lose)
CHORUS
Bridge
When you play God you can get in deep
If it’s a game people are rats.
When you play God the rush is coming on
Once you’re all knowing, try turning back
People are rats you’d have to let down
You’d have to bring it down to the gutter again
If you come down you’d have to bring it down
If you come down to the gutter again
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