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The Mad Preacher

by The Songs of Tom Smith

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CHORUS Come down, come down to the river For the holy, holy Spirit Come down, come down to the river In tongues, in tongues to speak it Education’s contamination on the truth of God a curse I don’t need to be ordained into any of your Churches I was struck with fevers and spasms, hear the demons as they leave M’only defense, Divine Intervention, pray u be healed Pray and you’ll be healed God will provide, don’t give me your money in church collection plates Ministers forsake all possessions, for inspiration pray Bible is the text, I am the mouthpiece, the Holy Spirit to teach My only defense, Divine Intervention, pray and you’ll be healed (pray..) CHORUS Bridge He will answer all your prayers In his name for me swear Inst This Christian Life it is attractive, we dress with style and grace With the power of Jesus I heal my flock, but they try to smear my name Charged me with sexual perversion, sullied my esteem My only defense, Divine Intervention, pray and you’ll be healed (pray..) It takes 3 days to resurrect so we don’t report the deaths Broke her arms n legs, put a pillow to her mouth, but she will rise again Her cries are only the screams of the demons as they leave My only defense, Divine Intervention, pray and you’ll be healed (pray..) CHORUS (speak in tongues)…. in his name for me swear
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The Soul is a Pittance I used to play piano at Saturday night Burlesque And see the same crowd at Sunday Church Christians bring up Satan, say the Devil made me do it As a Satanist you can take my word CHORUS The Soul is a pittance; Religion is Showbiz Bow down to Greed and Lust The Soul is a pittance; Let the flesh guide your decisions In Satan and temptation you trust Christians are spreading rumours about the House of Satan You’re welcome to come in, pull up a pew When anger has a cause, there’s no point in deflecting A curse can hone in on the truth CHORUS For Satan’s benedictions and the blessings of Hell Come forward and tell me what’s your dream Your sexual fantasy? Just incant my spell Let insatiable lust reign supreme
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Tender warrior Jesus/We need our story fixed To redeem a world so random/A rock where history’s built Christ in the middle classes/Each family with a man as head The Earth it is God’s Kingdom/He will love it to death CHORUS As it strikes you down, God’s Justice will be swift My authority allows, as it strikes you down Ever since the Depression/FDR’s New Deal We need Discipline and not Mercy/His Right Hand will redeem His left hook’s thrown in Judgement/Kennedy went splat Vietnam, Crack and AIDS/9/11 and Iraq CHORUS Bridge Oh America how I let you down Look what I created, see the mess I made Get your ass outta there Jesus the experiment has/failed We need another 9/11/Do you get my point? A full revival of the spirit/ Really rock this joint History’s horrors are just like God/when he spanks a child Obedience is a gift from Him/The Holy Spirit will provide Deny my time to speak/And the right to bear all arms Judgement will rain down hard/But I am feeling calm The trumpet sounds alarm/Before the Lord you stand Joshua fought the Battle of Jericho/This is the Promised Land CHORUS Bridge
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Screaming hymns in Church, God forsaken noise Kicked out of home for being a pansy boy Joined a Minstrel Medicine Show, on my way to Hell Donned a dress and I danced in the chorus girls Bridge If it don’t fit, don’t force it You can grease it make it easy I think, you know how to please me I invented Rock n Roll, Rock n Roll is sex Brought all the youth and the races together Come along with me brother, on my way to Hell Have sex with my woman and with me as well Bridge CHORUS God can save an old homo like me Wop bop a loo la wop bam boo God can save an old homo like me God can save you too Angels held up my plane, glowing in the night I saw fire in the sky, took it as a sign Rock n roll it is evil, on my way to Hell I gotta preach the truth, my God I nearly fell CHORUS Tutti Fruity Good booty…. Wop bop a loo la wop bam boo
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We re-built the gymnasium, under the church we’d meet Everyone knew I had a knack with the youth, they gather at my feet If it wasn’t me was it not God’s plan, the lack in your life to fill? In the vestry we learned about sin, and gave into the thrill CHORUS God Is Not Ready to Forgive Me Yet It used to be us against the world I instructed you in boxing and you learnt to duck and weave I only granted you what was always denied to me You’d bide your time just like me if you were beaten black and blue I was always there at the side of the ring tending to your wounds CHORUS I came and tutored you in Latin, when your mother was in trouble And you’d mow my lawn and do my errands for extra pocket money For your wedding I gave you a car and I helped you buy a house I’m sorry I never return your calls, I suppose it’s too late now The Bishop was my confessor and for an improper urge I could pray if it eased the burden, such trivial concerns The whispers from parishes near and far, there’s always one more chance There’s a place for everyone in God’s Church now they just wash their hands
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When the Mormons took me in, even called me Elder Save up 7 grand, on a mission to Melbourne Up at 5 to bed at 12, no identity or name Door knocking, learn the mantra the Latter Day Saints CHORUS That’s how the truth is through the Gospel restored That’s how the truth comes knocking, knocking at your door No TV, books, radio, or masturbation allowed Elder Cropernicky, I can smell it on the towels Is masturbation a problem, the President always asks No, I don’t find it hard at all, Cropernicky laughed CHORUS Arrange enough baptisms, don’t have to knock on doors Told a family of refugees, they would be deported Read the rules at the airport? I told a desperate lie Gonna have to leave the country ‘less you get baptized CHORUS Came back to Brisbane, my local church I went back on the dole they couldn’t touch my earnings They found out I met my sister, a gay bar on the strip None of them would talk to me, I’d been dis-fellowshipped
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To get an arrest I encourage him to do the crime Gotta make him think I am one of his kind A little bit of torture as an act of terror Why does it matter when I do it again? I am a spy and I’m on a mission from God CHORUS Bugger you, God and the Devil make Love Bugger you to Kingdom come Bugger you when God and the Devil make love I got no problem dealing drugs for profit A disrespect for the Law, I have to put a stop to it I’m in bed with him it’s just an act of love Crystal Meth all night see me keep it up I am a spy and I’m on a mission from God CHORUS Just when I think I’m never gonna penetrate Something pure and attractive in a suicide bomber’s face It’s the twinkle in his eye God and Allah are intertwined I am a spy and I’m on a mission from God
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I saw Satan written on a wall in red dripping paint Boy that really scared me for sure, what is really at stake? P’aps it was the devil himself, writing his name Guilty of nothing more than graffiti, shame Lucifer shame CH Satan is a pussy, another spoiled brat Come on little crybaby, come on scaredy cat Satan is a pussy, taunt that little thug Satan spits the dummy Satans wants his Mummy Good folk have reason for concern, a new craze goin’ round Young ones get excitable, the devil is close at hand Heavy Metal Music Lucifer’s favourite, God only knows why It keeps young men off the street, under your watchful eye CH The heavy metal boys go on and on, the Devil is their Lord You might find this frightening, I can tell you you’d be bored When we were kids he lived round the corner -I went round there to play I love to see him lose his shit cos he can’t get his way

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released January 18, 2021

The Band - Drums: Marty Richardson; Bass, Mandolin: Mark Nichols; Guitar: Conor Levy; Guitar: Johnny Siegel

Vocals - Rich Gohl 1,2; Tom Smith 3,5; Sandy Cenin 4,7; Will Sheridan 6,8

Thanks again to Steve Redman, Dale Peachey, John Beamish, Kai O’Brien for helping to work these songs up into existence.

This album was recorded on the stolen lands of the Kaurna people. Sovereignty was never ceded. Artwork by Pandanus Hendrick Petter and layout by Frida Nielsen. Recorded and mixed by Pat Lockwood at Electric Ant Studio, Pirie St, Adelaide, 2020

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The Songs of Tom Smith is a recording and performance project created by Tom in 2012. It has a large pool of musicians across Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Adelaide.

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