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Welcome to the Garage Sale

from Tonna Love to Dump by The Songs of Tom Smith

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For every item on the table you know the history
If you want me to buy it quit the running commentary
When you get sentimental about a crockery set
I just picture your slobbery tongue licking grease off it

CHORUS 1
Welcome to the jumble
Backyard garage sale
Welcome to the jumble
Open up the gates

Nosing through the toolshed, ruins of your life
A set of spanners overpriced, how much for your wife
No one wants used underwear even if it’s free
Next to half empty tubes of anti-fungal cream

Count your losses since the divorce, pick through the misery
Does he know that you’re selling his old porno dvds
Was she never satisfied, let me give it a shot
A used dildo is a used dildo in its box or not

CHORUS 2
Welcome to the jumble
What’s there left to lose
Welcome to the jumble
Take what I can’t use

What else you got back there, I quite like your taste
Can I use your toilet, nose around your place
Let your wife show me through that’s a fine mantelpiece
I’m happy to stoke the fire if the master bedroom’s free

CHORUS 1 & 2

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from Tonna Love to Dump, released December 12, 2018

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The Songs of Tom Smith Brisbane, Australia

The Songs of Tom Smith is a recording and performance project created by Tom in 2012. It has a large pool of musicians across Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Adelaide.

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