Straight Edge at the Swingers' Bar

from My Lovers and I by The Songs of Tom Smith

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I used to drink on the job
I’m a barman at the swingers’ club
And I’m ready for action
Busting from her dress it’s a melon platter
I could add some fruit to the salad
Let’s go to the maze with glory holes
Peel my banana, put the cream on top

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Straight edge at the swingers’ bar
Only way to be, I’m here for a blast
Straight edge at the swingers’ bar
I’m dynamite if you push me too far

I reach for the nectar, I get a surprise
She’s hiding a banana between her thighs
I thought you were a girl now I’m not so sure
Yes I am a girl but so much more
Where’s the honey I ask, wait your turn
There’s nectar out the back for dessert
She wants to peel my fruit for a suck and lick
She can suck it better than any chick

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Hiding in the cold room no escape
I know a male stripper owes me a favour
He’s happy to help, feeling fruity
She’ll squeeze his orange, suck his juices
Took the heat off me but I’m over-ripe
My stem is a stick of dynamite
Let’s go to the maze with glory holes
Peel my banana, put the cream on top

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from My Lovers and I, released December 22, 2022

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The Songs of Tom Smith is a recording and performance project created by Tom in 2012. It has a large pool of musicians across Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Adelaide.

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