Me and You and Sparkledick

from My Lovers and I by The Songs of Tom Smith

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Me and you and Sparkledick, you say ‘whats all the fuss?’
The dildo is no use to me without your tender touch
Well men don’t get a new dick and dildos don’t come cheap
I’ll just put it through the dishwasher, wipe it dry and clean
Me and you and Sparkledick, ‘whats all the fuss?’

Straight girls want to try me, a non-threatening dyke
Like sexual tourists lost in the bright lights
This is where I live, your playfulness is cruel
Dyketown is lonely; Dyketown is too small
Me and you and Sparkledick, Dyketown is too small

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Only one egg in the basket but plenty of fish in the sea
Stuck in this muddy pond and all I can see

Me and you and Sparkledick, you say ‘whats all the fuss?’
The dildo is no use to me without your tender touch
A lesbian in the distance and a stirring in my loins
It’s a Justin Bieber haircut on a 12 year old boy

I need to get my eyes checked, your playfulness is cruel
I’m feeling out of practice when Dyketown is too small “
For me and you and Sparkledick, Dyketown is too small
Me and you and Sparkledick, Dyketown is too small

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from My Lovers and I, released December 22, 2022

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The Songs of Tom Smith is a recording and performance project created by Tom in 2012. It has a large pool of musicians across Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Adelaide.

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